For Anyone Who Has Ever Missed a Deadline

How NOT to Take php Seriously…

$action  = “deleting”;
$important_thing = “internet”;
$pest = “fleas”;
$number = 10;
$animal = “camels”;
$bodypart = “armpits”;
echo “Thank you for $action the $important_thing”
echo “May the $pest of “.($number*100).” $animal infest your $bodypart”;